Mon 23 BBC1
Archie, the best 'Enders villain since time began* (*since Johnny Allen) is very busy. Not content with planning a wedding, he's got an awful lot of man-handling to do. Tonight he man-handles that little lamb Danielle into the cellar of the Vic, where all secretive conversations occur, because this is London. People don't whisper! She bleets on about wanting to tell Peggy she's her grand daughter, decides to up and leave for the twenty-eighth time, comes back again, peeks into the family dinner that's being held in the dining room. She might seem sinister if it wasn't for the fact that Archie's black eyes out-evil everything else in the frame.
Elsewhere Tanya lets Max back into her home just a day after he stole the address of Lauren's care worker from her handbag - will she ever learn? - and Abi runs upstairs in tears. Again. It's starting to resemble a compulsary on-air exercise regime enforced by the producers. Way to kill the poor girl's self-esteem!
