Jack on the Box

5x01 / Wed 25 BBC1
TV's biggest ego war is back. Hurrah! Tonight we meet the new bunch of business men, woman and warriors, and welcome back Nick and Margaret, the greatest comedians on the box. The cleaning task - to spend as little as possible, clean as much as possible, earn as much as possible - was a fairly large failure on both teams' parts. Four boys spent over an hour cleaning one family-sized car. Anita the Chin celebrated blowing the girls' entire budget, without a hint of sarcasm. Geordieboy the Gob licked his own arse.

Things got fairly interesting in the boardroom when Debra the Dick, whose claim to fame could well be sporting the first jawline which actually blocks out sunlight, outright denied lampooning her team on the phone. Lovely team leader Mona managed to survive the cursed role, which is certainly a blessing since she looks set to be very interesting indeed. Slight hopeless case Anita got the sack. Perhaps she thought that going by previous years, staying in the background would do her a few favours. Alas, no. Mona mustn't have liked that chinny chin chin.