Tue 24 BBC1
So it's official. We hate Joseph. The simpering, snivelling snake has been on finest Faye's mind. She wants him back! We must pray that it doesn't work out, because Faye has to hook up with Linden so as to please (arouse) her tense audience. Joseph the Joke, whilst not sulking, renders his own presence utterly pointless when two doctors collapse in the operating theatre. "Can we please get some assistance in here?!" he murmurs half-heartedly. Before I get too angry it might be best to move on...
Ah yes, Elliot. The poor old fool convinces himself that his son-in-law is partaking in a bizarre porn ring or similar. He doesn't even see the funny side when my beautiful champion Connie Beauchamp cracks a joke for the first time since records began! A geezer (we know he is a geezer because he has blonde hair, nice teeth and a cockney sparra accent) makes several passes at Faye, and soon they're on their knees. Sadly it's all strictly above-board. One day...
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